"5) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."6) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."7) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."8) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."9) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."10) "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."11) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."12) "A gross ignoramus... 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."13) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."14) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."15) "He's been working with glue too much."16) "He would argue with a signpost."17) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."18) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."19) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."20) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."21) "A prime candidate for natural. ”Nobody challenged or argued the point with him and that’s where the conversation ended, amid an abundance of very confused looks. My estimation of Johnson increased remarkably due to this bit of truthful pragmatism.During our first two guard duties, nothing notable happened. I have to confess, however, that I had really begun to like Johnson. He was an affable oaf and not nearly as stupid as many would’ve believed.On our third duty together, we got the ten o’clock to two a.m. shift. The guard house had glass windows on either side and when seated, one was only just able to observe vehicles approaching from either side.At around twelve that night, Johnson and I went outdoors for a piss. Although we did have an indoor toilet, for some strange reason straight guys love to piss outdoors.After I had finished peeing and as I was tucking my dick away, Johnson continued fondling with his knob. “Back on the farm, I knew a Bugs Bunny fan,” he said absentmindedly.“Huh,” I bewilderedly.
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