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She had a great big smile on her face as she said with a sultry voice, "Hon, would you be a dear and get my shoes for me"? Sue climbed through the passenger door and I bent over and picked up her stilettos. As I stood up, I turned and looked up at the truck parked next to mine. A big burley driver was sitting there staring at Sue. Then he looked at me and his expression was that of a starving man watching someone else about to eat a big T-bone steak. I instinctively said, "How ya' doin'?" "Not near as good as you, looks like you're going to have a good time tonight", he replied. "I hope so", was all I could think of saying as I walked to the other side of the truck and climbed in. I got into the driver's seat but Sue was not in the passenger seat where she had just climbed in. I looked over my shoulder and there she was. Already on the bunk with her head and shoulders propped up on my pillows in the far corner. "Trucker, don't just sit up there, I got a job to do and. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance.The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.Still having a bad day Just remember, it could be worse...The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.Still think you are having a bad day?A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen.
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