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”“And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father, “It is very simple. This is a “djbellah”. As I have told you, in the desert, it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body.”The son then asked: “But father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”“These are “babouches” my son,” the father replied “You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet.”“So tell me then...” added the boy.“Yes, my son?”“Why are you living in Minnesota and still wearing all this shit?”When you’re seventy, ... who cares?I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business, when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kind’a cute. You gotta phone number?”I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”She said, “Yeah, I got a pen.”I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer. Another pair of eyes glanced in his direction then droppedto his chest. Oh God! Couldn't this be over? Christ! He was so veryembarrassed. However he realized that Jen had the upper hand. She couldeasily humiliate him further by saying something about his girlunderwear. He didn't have a choice and quietly waited for the salesgirlto return.Finally after conferring with another salesperson, the salesgirlreturned with the lipstick. "Will that be all now?"Tom looked in askance at Jen who gave a slight nod. Tom turned back tothe salesgirl and told her he was done. After paying and taking thepackage Tom wanted nothing more than to leave the store and head backto the car. Unfortunately Jen had other plans."Let's go over and take a look at shoes," Jen said before Tom hadgotten two steps toward the door. "Wearing high heels isn't as easy asit looks so the sooner we get you into them, the sooner you canpractice."Noooo! Tom moaned to himself. Heels? He couldn't try on women's shoesin the store..
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