.. You must be a bunny rabbit!’Then he said, ‘I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?’The snake replied that he didn’t know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake said, ‘Well, what kind of an animal am I?’So the bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,‘You’re hard, you’re cold, you’re slimy, and you haven’t got any balls ... You must be a politician.’Haircut(Blessed are those who can give without remembering ... and take without forgetting.)One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop.When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.Later, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot. I don't want to shock you more, but in the past 5 years I've had at least 250 different men, and enjoyed almost every one of them." Gail, I'm shocked and I need to clear my head. I'll call you tomorrow. Bye now."July 12, 09.06 am"Gail, I'm still shocked but there is a new reason for being shocked." Let me guess, Bev. You were thinking about everything I told you yesterday and it has made you horny." Yesss! How did you know?" I went through the same thing when a friend introduced me to outside sex 5 years ago. I knew that if you were horny enough you'll get turned on by what I said. Do you want to try a guy or two?" I'm scared, Gail. I'm scared of being caught, I'm scared of getting to like it too much and I'm scared of becoming a slut, even if I'm the only one who knows." Well, Sis, if and when you want to try I'll help you with the first steps. Later we may even party together. I'm not forcing you or even trying to persuade you. You just call me when you are ready."July 12, 9.43.
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